*disclaimer: for those of you snobs who don’t want to read about the reproductive system BEWARE (that includes you person who clicked on the “boobs” tag via the wordpress homepage)**
I just want to shout out to my boobs (and my bf’ing daughter) because for 7 months postpartum, they have kept me menstruation free. That’s right, sisters, I have not had HELL appear in my lower abdomen in the form of death-cramps for 17 months.
And since I am anti-medication, especially painkillers, especially while breastfeeding, this is a VERY good thing.
I love you.
And keep it up or I’ll shove you in that too-small push up bra and do that boob-jiggling dance I’ve wanted to try since seventh grade.