Wow…ninety degrees? So soon. Remember two weeks ago? When I complained about the looong winter?
My a/c is on, today. And yesterday, my baby scooted off of the waterproof pad and peed all across our bed.
Because she was naked. Because it was damn hot.
Yesterday my mom and I talked about the weather apocalypse:
Me: California is going to fall off the planet.
Mom: We got out just in time!
Mom: Carl Sagan predicted all this.
I don’t know who Carl Sagan is.
But Wikipedia told me his son wrote some episodes of Star Trek, so he must be a credible source.